i like my men how i like my tea
thrown in the boston harbor
I like my men like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and locked in a basement.
I like my men how I like my meat
ground up and in the freezer
I like my men how I like my books
bound in leather
I like my men how I like my homework
spread all over the table
one on top of the other
I’m so done with this site omg
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A song to One Direction
I got a little bit curious in what youre doing
Half way around the world is where you live
Do you know I exist or should I be the one
That everyone loves, everyone cares about
So that you will come to the conclusion
That Im the one for you ‘cause
I love you, and Im hoping that you love me too
Theres 0% of us being together
But Im patiently waiting even though I have no chance
Sitting around all day,
Waiting for you to come and rescue me
From this horrible world
Filled with amazing works
Because you know that
I will always love you, and Im hoping that you love me too
Theres 0% of us being together
But Im patiently waiting even though I have no chance
Faithfully waiting for you to come by.
But even if you have somebody else in your life
I hope she treats you well
Better that I could ever do
But remember that
I will always love you, and Im hoping that you love me too
Theres 0% of us being together
But Im patiently waiting even though I have no chance
——
If I had the chance I will sing this to One Direction
I have no friends. Even in tumblr I have no friends. Im just a loner who reads fan fiction, watches Dr.Who on the internet because Im not in UK and makes weird fanfics.
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.
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In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy to tell a guy no and have him respect your answer.
make him famous
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